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urbancatfitters:

tumblr giveaway of thirty iphones my mom bought me. i just have so many iphones i’m giving them away. also a gold watch. i also have four brand new macbook pros lying in my house i’m giving those away too. also one of my kidneys. and $312.56 in cash. must be following me and fourteen of my closest internet friends. i’ll check. u have until four months in the future so u forget that i started this giveaway and don’t get suspicious when u don’t hear of anyone winning.

(via bertibottsbeans)

27 Aug 14
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siriusandregulus:

siriusandregulus:

someone rp blaise/draco with me please

come on guys pleeeease

I WILL KEEP REBLOGGING THIS UNTIL SOMEONE SAYS YES

27 Aug 14
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screamameme:

I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

(via deathishauntedbyhumans)

#omg
27 Aug 14
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himteckerjam:

melteddali:

This just in, women can’t criticize sexist things while having the audacity of exposing her bare shoulders. Thank you gamer bro for showing me the light.

White geek bros are a scourge.

(via loreenat)

27 Aug 14
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sociopathic-impala:

This just happened..

sociopathic-impala:

This just happened..

(via yellow-moonshadow21)

27 Aug 14
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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via itshardouthereforawiener)

27 Aug 14
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HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → z
↳ zabini, blaise

"Yeah, Zabini, because you’re so talented… at posing…"

(via likejameslovedlily)

27 Aug 14
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iangalager:

bloodpactgirlscout:

iangalager:

a list of things remus lupin is good at:

  • finding people to purchase pot from
  • falling asleep with little or no warning, sometimes in the middle of class or conversations
  • never brushing his hair
  • smacking people in the face with his elbows when he’s excited about a story he’s telling
  • making bacon sandwiches
  • wearing mismatched socks
  • remembering in which old book he can find very obscure spells or pieces of information
  • giving head
  • making terrible puns and cackling at them even when nobody else in the entire world thinks they’re funny
  • winning arguments when he’s stoned
  • being emotionally masochistic and overdramatic inside his head but never telling anyone else about his problems
  • not holding children even when asked to pick them up
  • making lists that he throws away ten minutes later

image

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ur headcanon about children confused me but also gave me this mental image which is 100% canon.

I JUST SCREAMED OH MYOGGDO WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT REMUS LUPIN YOU DREW

(via likejameslovedlily)

27 Aug 14
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"Oh, say you like his jeans."

(Source: queenandwolf, via lecterings)

27 Aug 14
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guys stop unfollowing me i didn’t do anything

27 Aug 14
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awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

(via flaming-salamanders)

27 Aug 14
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trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

(via touch-my-arse)

27 Aug 14
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sixpenceee:

Another way to present the 9 types of intelligence as exemplified by my How Do We Measure Intelligence post.

The basic idea is that different people are good at different things. These 9 probably don’t cover the wide range of smarts we all possess, but it’s a start.

As Albert Einstein said, ”Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

(via slytherking)

27 Aug 14
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Remus/Sirius, one of them works the 4th meal shift at the Taco Bell drive in
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queermandymilkovich:

i’m so glad about this holy shit it made me laugh so hard at work, im going over the three sentencel imit, idc.

sirius squints at the driver in the car through the drive thru window and frowns; he is holding a bag with three tacos, a nacho bellgrande, two caramel apple empanadas, and a crunchwrap supreme, so he asks, unabashedly, “all of this is yours?”

"um," the driver says. his hair is curly and messy and when the wind blows, suddenly, sirius can smell the leftovers of the joint that was just finished, and understands, so the driver merely continues, "can i get, uh, fire sauce - like as much as you can give me - like so much that - just, a lot."

"oh my god," sirius says, laughing. "i - yes, okay. a lot." he turns away, and finds that when he’s gathered what by his definition is ‘a lot’ of sauce, the guy in the car is still staring at him. "so uh - are you okay?"

"how long is your hair?" is the abrupt reply, causing sirius to instinctively reach up and make sure his hat it on straight and his bun hasn’t fallen.

"oh - i don’t know? long?" this is the most bizarre conversation. the headset is still beeping in his ear and he ignores it.

"i like it."

"i’m wearing a hat," sirius says with a snort. "here is your food - " sirius hands him one bag, which the other guy takes " - and your sauce."

"wait!" the driver says, loud enough that sirius is startled, and puts a hand on his wrist still in the process of trying to give this poor stoned child his  sauce. "i really like it. my name is remus. like - it looks good, in the bun."

sirius’s lips curl into a half smile, and he leans a little further out the window. remus’s hand on his wrist is warm and his fingers are calloused. “are you trying to hit on me in a drive through, remus?”

"i - yes, probably."

"well, you’re doing a piss poor job of it," sirius replies, cheerfully. "take your sauce and come back round in an hour and try again, hm?"

and so remus does.

((why is this happenign to me, why did i do this))

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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via lockedinazkaban)

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