31 Jul 14
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em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

(via and-icantdenyyour-eyes)

31 Jul 14
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k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

(Source: gay8, via the-rise-and-fall-of-my-pants)

31 Jul 14
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feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

(Source: feat, via lock-bitt)

31 Jul 14
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basednomura:

It's not over. It's just not.

(via psyducked)

31 Jul 14
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31 Jul 14
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dalasthorcrux7:

and Sirius, there’s a little boy in there waiting for his parents to wake up. He’s going to be waiting for while. Tell him about the girl and boy who hated each other. Tell him about how the stag fell in love with the doe. Tell him this is the story of James and Lily Potter and this is how it ends.

Your mates,

James and Lily 

(via themaruaderera)

31 Jul 14
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31 Jul 14
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10 hours ago

is it just me or are these wendy’s commercials getting a little out of hand

30 Jul 14
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urinatings:

if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it

(Source: 750c, via thebritishgiraffe)

30 Jul 14
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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via impulsivegiraffe)

30 Jul 14
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30 Jul 14
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katesmess:

nice

katesmess:

nice

(via psyducked)

30 Jul 14
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awesomepeoplereading:

The apparently unstoppable Dame Maggie reads.
I’m actually going to steal a dear friend’s story here. Mr. D., my friend, used to work at a bookshop in London. Lovely as this gentleman is - and he is the nicest, sweetest man you could ever hope to meet - he simply never got around to reading the Harry Potter books. Not out of any snobbish anti- feels; they just weren’t his bag and he never got them on his brodingnagian reading list. Consequently, he was unfamiliar with the films as well. So one day, Maggie Smith walks into the shop and asks him were the Potter books are. He shows her and asks if she’s enjoying them. “Enjoying them?” she says. “My dear man, I’m living them.”

awesomepeoplereading:

The apparently unstoppable Dame Maggie reads.

I’m actually going to steal a dear friend’s story here. Mr. D., my friend, used to work at a bookshop in London. Lovely as this gentleman is - and he is the nicest, sweetest man you could ever hope to meet - he simply never got around to reading the Harry Potter books. Not out of any snobbish anti- feels; they just weren’t his bag and he never got them on his brodingnagian reading list. Consequently, he was unfamiliar with the films as well. So one day, Maggie Smith walks into the shop and asks him were the Potter books are. He shows her and asks if she’s enjoying them. “Enjoying them?” she says. “My dear man, I’m living them.”

(via dancingthrulife5)

30 Jul 14
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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(via wolfsbanesparks)

30 Jul 14
2 notes
20 hours ago

there’s a guy who looks like a really tan Andrew Garfield digging holes in my backyard and I’m enjoying it.

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